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Gorilla dick #24 - True love first date

No Super Bowl, No America
Grimes's brain, Holly Valance's right wing body
RIP Prince Charles
Steroids Olympics Squid Game protest
No one is hornier than Christian Horner
Bluey teaches American kids how to speak Australian

Gorilla dick #23 - Zuckerberg shows his penis to congress

Pokemane's fat ass now needs multiple streaming platforms
Sen. Josh Hawley advised by Sepertza to confront the TikTok CEO on CHINA
Zuckerberg eats dogfood to be join the cool kids
Ben Shapiro raps to make Elon Musk cry about his dog getting a thorn in its foot
Steve Jobs secret about the Apple Vision Pro
How 23 And Me will eliminate racism
Universal Music Group is dead
Joe Rogan $250 million deal to made Elon Musk a drug addict

Gorilla dick #22 - Taylor Swift AI photos bore me

$5000 Louis Vuitton Sandwich bag so we can feel like an American in the 90s
Gotta be on tiktok to appreciate Triple J Hottest 100
UK is conscripting to go to war (we have the date!)
Elon loses his $55 billion

Gorilla dick #21 - Pat Cummins killed John Howard for Australia Day (RIP)

Jeff Bezos wanted Sofía Vergara but settled for Lauren Sanchez
Kyle Sandilands supports Albo's tax cuts (probably for coke)
We paid $1 million for a Bondi Beach garage
Vivek Ramaswamy runs a 7-Eleven and will start a gang
Gays need to start a gang too
How to get a million Tinder dates

Gorilla dick #20 - Zuckerberg hunts with an AR15

The one thing you should never ask on a Tinder date
Stand up is so crap that AI can do it
Peter Dutton supports the sweat shop workers union
Sneak peak of the Nelk Fullsend Happy Dad collab Gorilla Dick edition Mt Buller Inuit Jacket
How to get the Rabbit R1 AI Assistant to get you your dream girl (Charlie Brooker inspired)
Golriz Ghahramna steals from the rich to give to the poor upcoming homeless catwalk models
Does Jerry Krause's dumb wife not have a Netflix account or something

Gorilla dick #19 - Get on the tram (new year edition)

don't have panadol, have a tramadol
being a tinder stud
flooded house bikini party
Melbourne is a shit hole
1 easy step to saving money

Gorilla dick #18 - Christmas special (free gift inside!)

Trump goes straight edge
$1 billion of coke wont even fit in a Toyota Yaris
Joe Rogan is envious of our crazy 800 pound silverback bursting through the trees sponsor (AG1)
ASIMO is the cutest robot
Sam Hyde is avant-garde if you live in Adelaide

Gorilla dick #17 - Vivek Salami (Ramadan edition)

Elon Musk + Alex Jones + Andrew Tate = greatest x rated minds
Property manager is no longer a hot Nepalese woman
Shit coins to make you rich
Lewis Hamilton thinks Shohei is a joke
Cybertruck is the future if you live in 1980
Chris Williamson has not read 10 books
Koreans banned from playing Squid Game
Wishing for the currency collapse so we can move to 福島県
737? No problem. Mountain lion? No problem too

Gorilla dick #16 - Marry me Sarah Haider (or was it Grimes)

Charlie Munger only did it missionary
Agriculture facilitated the invention of the blow job
Has the Sexual Revolution Failed? No the sexual objectification of Anna Khachiyan, Louise Perry, Grimes, and Sarah Haider has won
GTA 6 is for losers

Gorilla dick #15 - Elon Musk is Jewish

King Charles wants to cheat with black pink Lisa?
Josh Giddey the greatest artist the world has ever seen.
Mr Beast's message to Nike about third world labour exploitation
Right wing take over of Europe and the world
Dublin riots show Ireland is 20 years behind Australia
Incels will continue to pay for AI girlfriends rather than start a revolution
Elon Musk's response to the Jewish question
Kraftwerk was actually a 14 year old SoundCloud artist sent from the future